One of the most common questions I get asked is “what should I pick at the grocery store?” In the long pause that follows, I always imagine the same thing. Anyone who drinks wine has experienced it: the excitement as you pass rows of pasta, plastic plates, and valentine’s stuff (ALREADY?!), the rush of turning the corner past the displays on the end of the aisle, and the quite bewilderment as you arrive. You have entered the wine aisle. You plod along, mouth slightly agape, staring up at a wall of brightly-labeled black glass. In creeps that awful feeling of being surrounded by thousands of bottles of wine and not knowing where to start. You’ve got Wine Aisle Dread.